M: This song is for Jodie Foster
I would shoot the President for you
In fact, I'd shoot anyone for you
And this song is for Jodie Foster
I would shoot the President for you if you asked me to

E: And this song is for Tera Cafro
Why the fuck are you in Mexico getting drunk on your own?
And this song is for Tera Cafro
What the hell are we supposed to do without you?

B: And I would do anything for you
Would do anything for you if you asked me to

E: And this song is for Donald Etheridge
I read 18 books over spring break
For just a passing grade
And this song is for Donald Etheridge
You're my favorite teacher, I hate you
Go to hell, I'll meet you there

M: And this song is for Mr. Pope Francis
Thanks for granting my dog salvation
He appreciates it
And this song is for Mr. Pope Francis
Will you baptize my bible with your sharpie?
You're my hero

B: And I would do anything for you
Would do anything for you if you asked me to

E: And this song is for Ruth Bader Ginsberg
I'm sorry to hear about your friend
I've never lost a friend
And this song is for Ruth Bader Ginsberg
I'm sorry to hear about your friend
But there's a beginning to every end

M: And this song is for anyone listening
I'm so proud of you for existing today
I know it's hard, but it'll be okay
And this song is for everyone listening
I gotta lotta love to give, I'm gonna give my love away
Cause love we don't give is wasted

B: And I would do anything for you
Would do anything for you if you asked me to
M: If you asked me to
E: Me too!